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End the UFO Crisis
by
Dawn "Davina" Devine
Yes, there is a UFO crisis happening in my life. For various reasons, I have had life derail more than one project, creating a UFO -- Un-Finished Object! Piles of these invaders have taken over my home, my office, my sewing space, and now, in 2006, it is time for me to make that pledge to seek out and destroy all the UFO's in my personal space!
Here is my plan of action to take on these UFO's.
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Big Sort
Okay, it's gotta be done. The Big Sort is the moment when you open all of the bags, boxes and bins. Look under the bed (scary), in the garage (scarier) and even in the basement or attic (scarriest). Put like with like, group supplies by use, and then collect all the UFOs together for the next step.
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Evaluation
After the dust has settled, (ewww) take a moment to rank the projects. Yes, some are going to be tossed AS-IS. Do I think I can finish them all? No. There are too many invading UFOs in my house. Do I
want
to finish them all? Heck no, I don't think I can fit into those gaucho pants in a size 14 I started in '87 - and even if I
could
fit them.. would I wear them? Heck No! Evaluate and put into categories.
Categories, for me, include:
Heck No - Must Go -- Death to the UFO (i.e., throw it away.).
Nice Fabric - Baaaad Concept - (i.e., harvest all usable materials and toss.)
What was I thinking??? (I will never wear it - even if it were done today.)
Hmmm, it has potential! (Some UFOs simply need to be finished to be assimilated.)
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Extermination
Okay.. deep breath.. Here's the hard part.. Letting go. After you have sorted, harvested useful bits and determined there isn't a final shred of potential of integrating the UFO into your life as a fully realized object, then it's time to say good-bye and get rid of it! Ask your friends if they have needs. One woman's UFO is another woman's next project! UFOs can be gifted, traded, and sold as is. Don't feel you need to finish off every UFO in order to relocate them to another person's life. That is why eBay was invented!!!
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UFO Containment
Put the
few
(hopefully
very few) UFOs I've decided to live with away, in an organized manner that will prevent them from decaying and allow for easy access and retrieval to work on them as needed. If they have made it through the cull, they will need a temporary home. Poor UFO containment can cause them to breed, so be especially careful here. Labels and clear storage solutions can help keep these pesky UFOs from getting out of hand and creating a new infestation.
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Project List
I bet you're reading this and thinking -- No
way
-- she can't get rid of them
all
!!! And you know, I think that too.. So, as I repack the
few
I plan on someday completing, I am creating a
Master Project List.
This is not a to-do list, or a timeline or plan of action. It's simply an invantory of the projects and supplies I have on hand. So next time someone near me says "I need a black sequin skirt," I can respond with.. WOW - I think I have one 60% done.. Would you like to see it? (And perhaps
buy
it!!!)
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Schedule
And here's where "I" find it hard. Yes. I'm going to try in 2006 to tackle and finish
one
UFO a month. Even if it's a small one (Like the purple beaded choker from '99.) or a big one (Can anyone say 20 yard red and black Gypsy Skirt?) Each "first week" of the month, I am pledging to look at my master list, consider my time and inclination, and select the UFO to work on until it is done.
UFOs are a scourge, but they have unlimited untapped potential. Some just need to be reconsidered, reappropriated, or redone to become something
finished
and useable. Some, poor misguided UFOs simply need to be moved on to a new home, be it a thrift store, the recycling bin, or even a friend's basement.
Is anyone with me? Lets work together in 2006 to
end
the UFO Crisis!